• 作死的兔子
    小兔子去商店,问老板:老板老板,你有一百个小面包么?“没有” 
    第二天,“老板老板,你有一百个小面包么?”“没有”第三天,“老板老板,你有一百个小面包么?”“有,有,你要多少?”“给我拿二十个”
  • 胡萝卜当饵
    一只小兔子去池塘钓鱼,钓了许久都没有钓到,第二天,小兔子又去池 塘钓鱼,钓了一天仍没有钓到鱼,第三天,小兔子仍然坚持在池塘钓鱼,还是一无所获,第四天,小兔子还是去了池塘钓鱼,一只鱼蹦出水面对着小兔子咆哮:“你丫再用胡萝卜当饵,老子抽死你!”
  • A maintenance man in a cemetery
    He is really somebody My uncle has 1000 men under him. He is really somebody. What does he do?  A maintenance man in a cemetery. 
    他真是一个大人物,我叔叔下面有1000个人。他真是一个大人物。干什么的?墓地守墓人。
  • Five Hundred Times
    In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
    在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里,一位年轻女士被带到法官面前,她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释,她是一名学校老师,请求法官马上处理她的案子,以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠,说道:“你是学校的老师,对吗?女士,我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下,写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。
  • Who Should be Given the Present
    A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?” he inquired. There was silence and then a chorus of voices: “You play with it, Daddy!”  
    一个有五个孩子的父亲带着一件玩具回到家里,把孩子们召集来问这件礼物应该给谁。“谁最听话,从不和妈妈顶嘴,让干什么就干什么?”他问道。大家都不吭声。过了一会儿,孩子们异口同声地说:“爸爸,您玩儿吧。”
  • 贫僧要勇敢的面对一次
    菩萨担心唐僧遇见妖怪,就送了一个GPS给唐僧,可以提前知道妖怪的位置,这样提前绕道就行了。GPS响了:前方800米是白骨精洞穴,请绕道。前方1500米是狮驼岭,请绕道。前方2000米处是女儿国,请。唐僧把GPS关掉了,说:阿弥陀佛,困难来临时不能总是逃避,贫僧要勇敢的面对一次!

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